People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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