Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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