I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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