So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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