I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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