Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
