Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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