i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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