He asked me if I "almost moaned"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I love you. Go after that dick
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