I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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