Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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