I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Too much gin, very little bucket
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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