She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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