Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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