I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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