My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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