just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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