Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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