Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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