Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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