YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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