Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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