The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
tell me about the fingering
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