I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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