I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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