We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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