I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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