The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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