This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
