ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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