Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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