im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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