I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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