Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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