I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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