David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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