Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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