you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
tell me about the fingering
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