You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
only you would photoshop your dick
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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