your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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