I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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