Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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