Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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