Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
