I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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