I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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