D3 body, D1 cock
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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