you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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