She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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