oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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