Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
